Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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