new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
pop tarts are not kleenex
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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