How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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