are you so shy because you have an std?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
my liver is dry heaving
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize