At least make sure they are 18
Why
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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