You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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