I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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