"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
