do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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