no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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