I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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