A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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