This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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