She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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