I want to have your abortion
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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