: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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