Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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