the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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