Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
What a dumb baby whore.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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