I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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