Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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