do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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