so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Farmville is her only friend.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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