does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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