Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
