Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
we're so committed to being not committed
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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