so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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