doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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