he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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