Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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