god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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