do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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