She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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