i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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