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Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
What a dumb baby whore.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Drake has all the answers
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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