..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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