Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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