If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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