So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
