There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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