Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
