so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She said her name was "party"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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