one might say we're banned from that church
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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