I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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