Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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