you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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