Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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