butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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