But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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