Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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