I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
