They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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