help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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