Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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