Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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