dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Randomize
