There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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