Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize