you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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