My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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